It got me thinking. Not just about what police might conclude if they searched my browser history, but how long my jail term might be and the number of conjugal visits I'd be permitted per day.
It also sent me scrolling through my browser history to see exactly what I'd been Googling as I worked to finalize details in my latest romantic comedy. In no particular order, here are my top ten keyword searches performed Monday morning:
- Dumb sex studies
- Porcupine trivia
- Fixing a bent rim on a mountain bike
- Bizarre sexual practices
- crudités versus canapés
- How bicycle handlebar position affects female orgasm
- Facts about badgers
- Jiu Jitsu takedowns
- Bankruptcy recovery
- Plumbing expressions that sound dirty
So what have you been Googling lately? Please share!
Oh, and since you're dying to know about dirty plumbing terms and handlebar position impacting orgasm, here you go:
Plumbing expressions that don't mean what you think
How a bicycle handlebar affects the female orgasm