tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post2426006425082045804..comments2024-03-11T16:14:49.158-07:00Comments on Don't pet me, I'm writing: Am I the pervert or are you?TAWNA FENSKEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11468819219529035563noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-32716609656017741002011-05-22T20:14:47.354-07:002011-05-22T20:14:47.354-07:00LOL! And I didn't even notice it... hmmm... No...LOL! And I didn't even notice it... hmmm... Now I see it, but I only read the words on the screen and thought "cute!" :D<br /><br />I don't know. I guess I play along if I'm in the mood. Or if I'm not being so blonde it flies over my head~ ;pLTMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05239077455322030275noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-58891098606722128192011-05-21T23:14:59.795-07:002011-05-21T23:14:59.795-07:00I have a habit of not seeing what is infront of me...I have a habit of not seeing what is infront of me.I never noticed before your hand cuffs or pink ummm rocket.Shows modern womans strength and independence ;)C Annisonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06456032631866525647noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-12558365026364255172011-05-21T23:08:31.126-07:002011-05-21T23:08:31.126-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.C Annisonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06456032631866525647noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-43915849516272873412011-05-21T19:00:42.523-07:002011-05-21T19:00:42.523-07:00Hmm, I thought there was a bottle of wine beside t...Hmm, I thought there was a bottle of wine beside the computer, but maybe it's just because it says "wine" on the screen and I just pictured it being there.Plamena Schmidthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14222695582552877560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-77213425768713452072011-05-21T10:29:21.119-07:002011-05-21T10:29:21.119-07:00Well, hell. Guess even being "drawn pictures&...Well, hell. Guess even being "drawn pictures" don't help me. Didn't notice, or give any thought to that big pink "tube" or handcuffs for that matter. Maybe an invitation to your "toy" parties will help in my education process of such matters… :)Lynnannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08942163569008867516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-37393503136639413202011-05-21T10:13:47.181-07:002011-05-21T10:13:47.181-07:00Oh great. And here's me hoping your novels wou...Oh great. And here's me hoping your novels would be full of blatant smut. Albeit, romantic smut ;)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-60950837001071263522011-05-21T07:00:32.665-07:002011-05-21T07:00:32.665-07:00I've noticed the "lipstick" before, ...I've noticed the "lipstick" before, but I thought it was a wine bottle! The message on the computer adds to this theory and I never considered until now it was anything else.<br /><br />That being said, I think it's hilarious that you left a "personal massager" laying around in plain sight and most of us didn't get it.<br /><br />I like your sense of humor, and even though I don't normally read romantic comedy, I plan to buy your book the moment it comes out.Elizabeth Poolehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03214706118828699708noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-11352525272430839992011-05-21T05:18:56.194-07:002011-05-21T05:18:56.194-07:00Well, crud. I can't believe I never noticed th...Well, crud. I can't believe I never noticed the cuffs and "lipstick" on your pic before Danielle mentioned it. Guess my powers of observations are as crappy as my husband says they are.<br /><br />I tend toward PG-13, at least online. If I blurt something stupid or inappropriate in public, even though I can't take it back, it'll eventually be forgotten. (hopefully) But online, we have no contol over who might be reading it. Or if it will go viral and end up outliving us. (One can only hope.)<br /><br />Your tone is absolutely right for you, and the lines you won't cross are, too. You're funny, and much appreciated.Susan Flett Swiderskihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09425315552148200073noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-77288099102402309382011-05-20T21:30:23.245-07:002011-05-20T21:30:23.245-07:00Saw all the details from the very beginning, and k...Saw all the details from the very beginning, and knew what they all represented. I'm nosy that way. <br /><br /> Not much of line to cross at my place since my entire life is out there on the blog for every Tom, Dick, and Fernando to read about. I don't think I can actually BE embarrassed, what with raising three witchlings and being together with the same very uh... physical... guy for over 30 years now (yes, we were married as infants).<br /><br />I am a great fan of Oregon's own Tawna Brand.<br />JulieAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-43552170058278034102011-05-20T18:52:28.911-07:002011-05-20T18:52:28.911-07:00Huh. I always thought it was a big, pink pencil......Huh. I always thought it was a big, pink pencil...Meredithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12758936794537867903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-54636657430423416052011-05-20T17:32:11.622-07:002011-05-20T17:32:11.622-07:00I try to keep my internet life PG-13. I figure if ...I try to keep my internet life PG-13. I figure if I would blush saying it to my Gran than I shouldn't put it online. I'll admit that sometimes I push the line and it's more of an Easy A PG-13 than Disney Channel. I'll admit since i started talking to the large and amusing group of erotica & romance writers my line has been pushed and bent a lot more than it used to be.Allie Sandershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08647744108289768315noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-87394664608299347232011-05-20T16:25:13.917-07:002011-05-20T16:25:13.917-07:00*blush*
not sure where to jump in to send a harmle...*blush*<br />not sure where to jump in to send a harmless "howdy" message, but this thread doesn't seem to be it ;)<br />be that as it may, thelisas are updating our authors' blog and have linked you!<br />(and only one of us is a closet prude)thelisashttp://thelisas.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-81356116376210019452011-05-20T13:15:59.403-07:002011-05-20T13:15:59.403-07:00Hahahaha. I thought it was a really bad rendition ...Hahahaha. I thought it was a really bad rendition of a wine bottle.<br /><br />Everyone's line is different. The best I can do is choose my own line and if someone else's line is too far from mine, I don't have to go to their blog.Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10757366041941061691noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-74384464076815926782011-05-20T12:51:46.576-07:002011-05-20T12:51:46.576-07:00I think that most people are more open to risque h...I think that most people are more open to risque humor, especially because TV and the Internet are full of it. I like that you write with a sense of humor; it's one of the reasons I read your blog.Neurotic Workaholichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06775298184138766683noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-54624841251294615952011-05-20T12:16:43.672-07:002011-05-20T12:16:43.672-07:00LOL! Should I be embarassed right now? I guess I&#...LOL! Should I be embarassed right now? I guess I'm the perv huh? You are rubbing off on us, Tawna! (Go ahead and innuendo that, too.) For the record, I have been following you for a couple months and I just now noticed it. It was coincidental with the whole "mood" post yesterday. In all (or most) seriousness, your brand is what keeps me coming back for more. I did it again, huh? This is too much fun.Danielle Spearshttp://danielledspears.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-76790638134474751352011-05-20T09:23:49.603-07:002011-05-20T09:23:49.603-07:00I am embarrassed to say that after a year or so of...I am embarrassed to say that after a year or so of reading your blog, I never once noticed the handcuffs or the "personal massager." Observant.<br /><br />I think the "crossing the line" thing is like pornography. I can't define it, but I know it when I see it. For instance, since I often write about reality television competition shows (like American Idol), I've made it a conscious choice not to poke fun at someone for something they may not be able to control, i.e. weight or bad teeth. However, I will call you on it if you wear an evening gown with red patent leather cowboy boots. That is just not acceptable in my world.<br /><br />Also, I usually will not write the "F-word (opting for the BSG-approved "frak" instead)" or either "C-word" on my blog.ExMagistrahttp://chicagonow.com/hammervisionnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-40504033104845448172011-05-20T09:18:06.099-07:002011-05-20T09:18:06.099-07:00I only have a few things I won't talk about. T...I only have a few things I won't talk about. There are some things that happened in my childhood that I keep to myself for personal reasons. And there are some words that make me uncomfortable if they come out of my mouth so I wouldn't use them.<br />I noticed the vibrator. I though it was entirely appropriate and funny in the context.Judy,Judy,Judy.https://www.blogger.com/profile/09096626656997443201noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-48727234735744033012011-05-20T09:02:36.644-07:002011-05-20T09:02:36.644-07:00It's amazing how I look at that picture every ...It's amazing how I look at that picture every time I visit (which is every time you post) and yet I never noticed the vibe or the handcuffs before you pointed it out to me - my eye is always drawn straight to the words. And for the record, knowing you won't cross the line but that you enjoy pushing it from time to time is one of the many reasons I love your blog.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15092117102877690831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-58558422222392717842011-05-20T08:53:44.901-07:002011-05-20T08:53:44.901-07:00I just have to point out: that would be one damn g...I just have to point out: that would be one damn giant lipstick.<br /><br />And I like the subtlety of the pink missile, because, you know, it's lying down. If it was standing up? Too blatant.<br /><br />The only thing I won't talk about on my blog is my history with crack addiction. Er, oops.Matthew MacNishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03264738483763244969noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-61195874033866626042011-05-20T08:34:08.805-07:002011-05-20T08:34:08.805-07:00I like your "lipstick" and your writing ...I like your "lipstick" and your writing about the lines you do not crossMargaretahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09299284045812506622noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-6531755584648479912011-05-20T08:27:36.639-07:002011-05-20T08:27:36.639-07:00I have to say that I saw that comment yesterday an...I have to say that I saw that comment yesterday and immediately went to check the picture. I was like what??? I never noticed the handcuffs or the, uh, lipstick, either.<br /><br />I have, however, noticed the line, many many times, and am etremely grateful for it.Michelle Wolfsonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-39054628096971285792011-05-20T08:18:57.050-07:002011-05-20T08:18:57.050-07:00To me, innuendo, euphamisms, and double- (or tripl...To me, innuendo, euphamisms, and double- (or triple-) entendres are inside jokes for people who like to play with words and meanings and enjoy the occasional evil snicker or earthy chuckle. <br /><br />I like 'em.Sarah Whttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13265589529909793312noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-73903060274710542522011-05-20T08:14:34.255-07:002011-05-20T08:14:34.255-07:00I am line blind. I have to look around at the peo...I am line blind. I have to look around at the people near me to see if I have crossed it. <br /><br />I have theories on lines. I speculate where they might be, but since I can't see them, it's not a solid point for me.Patrick Alanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01121337008453549441noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-91870056676777600542011-05-20T08:03:51.692-07:002011-05-20T08:03:51.692-07:00Lines are for sissys! I posted on my blog yesterd...Lines are for sissys! I posted on my blog yesterday about shaving my kitty and proceeded to carry on with a like-minded girlfriend on Facebook.<br /><br />Being a woman, lines have been drawn for us for centuries and, like the ladies of SNL - we've been busting through them.<br /><br />I don't mind being vulgar, that doesn't make me less of a lady. It means I am blessed with a sense of humor. I think the fact that it's damn near impossible to make me blush is part of my armor.<br /><br />Go ahead - tell me a dumb blonde joke - mine are better!<br /><br />Go big or go home! And for the record, I'm a big fan and adore your style!Kim Mullicanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08379949268188977298noreply@blogger.com