tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post6050839512328711048..comments2024-03-11T16:14:49.158-07:00Comments on Don't pet me, I'm writing: How to scare your new housemate in 100 words or lessTAWNA FENSKEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11468819219529035563noreply@blogger.comBlogger37125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-53080500271292162072011-05-29T05:12:14.409-07:002011-05-29T05:12:14.409-07:00okaaaay - not sure what this says about our respec...okaaaay - not sure what this says about our respective countries, but if that conversation had happened here in the UK, the response would probably have been "Oh, an Anne Summers party? Righto." followed by an eyeroll and plans to be out of the house that night to avoid the banshee shrieking of overexcited and predatory women...<br />these parties are famous and almost ubiquitous in this country. mention *that* name, and *everyone* knows what's going to happen!<br /><br />how did it go, by the way...?Squeakyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12791545785225946559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-28671446396437727292011-05-23T18:47:39.260-07:002011-05-23T18:47:39.260-07:00Perfect example of why I always read your blog. I ...Perfect example of why I always read your blog. I need the humor!lahnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04241202051199204819noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-51158693595308347832011-05-19T07:24:10.599-07:002011-05-19T07:24:10.599-07:00You're really messing up my morning here, Tawn...You're really messing up my morning here, Tawna. I've come to count on at least one dirty joke to go with my coffee each day.Matthew MacNishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03264738483763244969noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-49072619494062362012011-05-19T07:11:59.398-07:002011-05-19T07:11:59.398-07:00you know he is in his room posting on his facebook...you know he is in his room posting on his facebook AT THIS VERY MOMENT!! beware, he may sneak down to take photos to use as proof. He thinks he has just died and gone to heaven!Missyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14851454044280554701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-5101709274542568872011-05-18T19:25:03.854-07:002011-05-18T19:25:03.854-07:00Okay, T. We're relatively new friends, so I do...Okay, T. We're relatively new friends, so I don't know your marital status... But my writerly imagination is running away~ :DLTMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05239077455322030275noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-18296981425880074812011-05-18T14:35:11.208-07:002011-05-18T14:35:11.208-07:00He's probably trying to figure out how to snea...He's probably trying to figure out how to sneak a camera into the living room so he can film the party. <br /><br />I bet he'll peek just to see if any of the ladies are hot and interested in playing with his toys.Lianahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02433982285279868047noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-33798507097213324162011-05-18T14:33:39.805-07:002011-05-18T14:33:39.805-07:00He is going to have a line of guys wanting to rent...He is going to have a line of guys wanting to rent his room on Thursday nights. He'll post it on the college bulletin board...<br /> Unless he's a behaviorial science major..? In which case you are now his Thesis Project<br /> Too funny!The Novel Roadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13296020285839996248noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-32454549590705310702011-05-18T12:38:02.939-07:002011-05-18T12:38:02.939-07:00Girl-you need to start live vlogging!!!! You make...Girl-you need to start live vlogging!!!! You make my day!!!!Kimberly Sabatinihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18143516055206233316noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-42213827171420283052011-05-18T12:14:05.142-07:002011-05-18T12:14:05.142-07:00Too funny! Think of him, safely dead-bolted into h...Too funny! Think of him, safely dead-bolted into his new room, sitting at his computer, and madly typing a post about his new landlady on HIS blog.Susan Flett Swiderskihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09425315552148200073noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-75935175965953077872011-05-18T10:43:19.671-07:002011-05-18T10:43:19.671-07:00You should try singing for the tenants.You should try singing for the tenants.Patrick Alanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01121337008453549441noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-69566627728525959512011-05-18T10:28:56.017-07:002011-05-18T10:28:56.017-07:00Best. Landlord. Ever.
Because you at least warned...Best. Landlord. Ever.<br /><br />Because you at least warned him rather than throw him to the wolves. But he's probably tweeting from the safety of his room about never leaving the house on Thursdays from now on.Steph Schmidthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00975939582442193113noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-42058542187496940732011-05-18T10:03:04.794-07:002011-05-18T10:03:04.794-07:00Your description of your conversation with your te...Your description of your conversation with your tenant cracked me up. I wouldn't be surprised if he tries to peek into the party to see the toys.Neurotic Workaholichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06775298184138766683noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-18891518320696637122011-05-18T08:49:06.283-07:002011-05-18T08:49:06.283-07:00I think I could have handled a landlady on your so...I think I could have handled a landlady on your sorts when I was twenty something. Of course, back then the whole house would have been raided and I'd been arrested for being the dealer of corruption.Ricky Bushhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15861574330175082978noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-4149848993968678402011-05-18T08:41:25.979-07:002011-05-18T08:41:25.979-07:00Man, I would have loved to have seen the look on h...Man, I would have loved to have seen the look on his face as you were explaining things to him. I can just imagine his thought bubble: Best landlord EVER!Linda G.https://www.blogger.com/profile/04576828490765434497noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-50548987700593924682011-05-18T08:38:26.097-07:002011-05-18T08:38:26.097-07:00He ran to his room to text all his friends to acci...He ran to his room to text all his friends to accidently visit during the party. He is a man. He will plead he forgot about the warning and will walk into a middle of the women. It is a dream come true for a 20something male!!!Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10644954622677545058noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-19591015999092189252011-05-18T08:16:50.396-07:002011-05-18T08:16:50.396-07:00I second the request for guest blogging by your te...I second the request for guest blogging by your tenants - pictures won't do much for me though. :)<br /><br />And yes, I guarantee he thinks you are the best landlord ever.Jasonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12321865399706410702noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-64803534960358036262011-05-18T07:58:27.995-07:002011-05-18T07:58:27.995-07:00Well, he didn't run away screaming. That's...Well, he didn't run away screaming. That's at least a plus in your column. Also, you didn't ramble. I often ramble in situations like that. "You see, the sex toys come in many shapes and sizes..."Jen Stayrookhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08134166574579302163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-77269350573501774112011-05-18T07:46:48.490-07:002011-05-18T07:46:48.490-07:00I agree, he is now thinking, "Best.landlord.E...I agree, he is now thinking, "Best.landlord.EVER!" You are too funny. Thanks for the laugh!Erin Brambillahttp://www.erinbrambilla.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-3509144991908148392011-05-18T07:46:41.906-07:002011-05-18T07:46:41.906-07:00Actually I'm pretty sure he thinks he has the ...Actually I'm pretty sure he thinks he has the most awesome landlord in history. :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-24215468134639414782011-05-18T07:34:00.870-07:002011-05-18T07:34:00.870-07:00I'm with Patty. I bet he's more intrigued ...I'm with Patty. I bet he's more intrigued than frightened ;)Trisha Leighhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00356610648183348015noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-32785722764586681682011-05-18T07:31:13.216-07:002011-05-18T07:31:13.216-07:00I'd worry more that he's setting up the we...I'd worry more that he's setting up the web cam. :)Patty Blounthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11928111057602279792noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-73306760275377560812011-05-18T07:24:18.811-07:002011-05-18T07:24:18.811-07:00Pretty sure he's super excited to be living th...Pretty sure he's super excited to be living there now. Lol. Funny post!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-68674673295494845252011-05-18T07:21:13.123-07:002011-05-18T07:21:13.123-07:00Haha! Too funny. I bet he thinks he's in heave...Haha! Too funny. I bet he thinks he's in heaven. But here's the real million dollar question - do your tenants know you're blogging about them for all the world to see? Part of the rental agreement, perhaps, lol.Kerry Schaferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03821175497518362926noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-55841015040289430972011-05-18T07:00:52.989-07:002011-05-18T07:00:52.989-07:00Please let us know how that goes...I'm dying t...Please let us know how that goes...I'm dying to find out if he's really freaked out or interested, LOLDanica Avethttp://danicaavet.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-85565409654636905662011-05-18T06:30:57.235-07:002011-05-18T06:30:57.235-07:00Got to hear how this goes down! Pleeeease post am ...Got to hear how this goes down! Pleeeease post am update! So funny!KrisseeVhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13623097807984768580noreply@blogger.com