tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post6928003476539417603..comments2024-03-11T16:14:49.158-07:00Comments on Don't pet me, I'm writing: Getting lucky, doggie styleTAWNA FENSKEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11468819219529035563noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-56483161143050999152011-03-20T05:56:32.445-07:002011-03-20T05:56:32.445-07:00Maybe I watched too much Family Matters as a kid, ...Maybe I watched too much Family Matters as a kid, but Urkel's Horizontal Polka has been a favorite of mine for almost as long as I can remember. I'm also a fan of boinking, as others have mentioned. My word of choice, admittedly not that creative, is screwing, but that's not very funny or all that euphemistic. There's always gettin' jiggy with it, or getting it on. <br /><br />Have you ever watched Whose Line is it Anyway? They play a game called, if you know what I mean, in which they come up with euphemisms on the spot. Sometimes the best lines can come from playing that game with someone. My roommate and I often play it when we're bored. You pick a location (usually mundane) and come up with as many as you can. My favorite, not surprisingly, came from the hardware store (dirty, dirty hardware store): I'd like to shake his paint can, if you know what I mean.Taymalinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13894922480703350634noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-91172748972478495112011-03-19T20:50:50.028-07:002011-03-19T20:50:50.028-07:00We're fond of 'napping', though we als...We're fond of 'napping', though we also like 'schmexy times', 'gettin frisky', 'naked cuddles', 'long-snake sightings', 'Discovery Channel mammal time', and I really need to stop now... I'm pretty sure that we use lots of other terms, but now I've got that stupid song stuck in my head. You and me baby...<br /><br />Never mind.Annehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04025077869686778957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-55590825980831692732011-03-19T17:35:17.853-07:002011-03-19T17:35:17.853-07:00h'mmm... "playing 'hide-the-sausage&#...h'mmm... "playing 'hide-the-sausage'" has always been a favourite. as has "a good firtle"<br /><br />and i just looooove "bumping uglies"! :DSqueakyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12791545785225946559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-68079414684988825962011-03-19T08:25:56.628-07:002011-03-19T08:25:56.628-07:00"Getting sweaty". But I also used "..."Getting sweaty". But I also used "Doing the nasty" in one of my books, so I guess I have to include that one, too.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-44467421547940675072011-03-18T23:23:47.363-07:002011-03-18T23:23:47.363-07:00Since we now live in an empty nest one of us will ...Since we now live in an empty nest one of us will just walk up to the other one and say, "<i>come on, let's go have The Sex now</i>." Not too creative but, it totally works.<br />JulieAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-48219539382300103382011-03-18T16:02:10.756-07:002011-03-18T16:02:10.756-07:00"Schmeckel" and "hide the schmeckel..."Schmeckel" and "hide the schmeckel"... XDLainahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00134705793566699951noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-86105982722614326072011-03-18T13:58:43.431-07:002011-03-18T13:58:43.431-07:00Staying awake together.Staying awake together.Christina Aurethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05717036758785519912noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-79848724665080648392011-03-18T08:40:53.243-07:002011-03-18T08:40:53.243-07:00Doing the horizontal mamba is an oldie but goodie,...Doing the horizontal mamba is an oldie but goodie, and ditto dueling bedsprings. We used to say taking a nap, but for a while it was "going horseback riding". You see, our son was supposed to be sleeping, so we (ahem) took advantage of the situation. While we were (ahem) doing the horizontal mamba, said son burst into the room and jumped on my husband's back, and squealed, "Horsie back ride!"Susan Flett Swiderskihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09425315552148200073noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-73958228621450225572011-03-18T08:16:43.968-07:002011-03-18T08:16:43.968-07:00In college, my best friend and I used to refer to ...In college, my best friend and I used to refer to it as "going jogging". *frown* I have no idea why. But at least it let us speak about it without everyone around us knowing what we were talking about. Of course, we so didn't look like joggers, so maybe people DID know?Danica Avethttp://danicaavet.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-39202903208814104902011-03-18T07:49:18.505-07:002011-03-18T07:49:18.505-07:00The dear hubby and I have a few...
"Climax M...The dear hubby and I have a few...<br /><br />"Climax Mt. Hood"<br /><br />"Climb aboard the S.S. Wanger"<br /><br />"Have some trouser trout with a light cream sauce"<br /><br />"Paddle the Pink Canoe"<br /><br />Ok, I'll stop :)<br /><br />Christi CorbettAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-40712234950462535802011-03-18T07:37:38.078-07:002011-03-18T07:37:38.078-07:00These are great. Have never actually heard the ter...These are great. Have never actually heard the term "getting squelchy." Love that!<br /><br />My favorites are "horizontal bop" and "getting to know each other biblically."<br /><br />Of course, at my house it is usually like the other poster said, "The kids are asleep."Dawn Alexanderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12812066956850617957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-7762171765700944582011-03-18T07:27:37.210-07:002011-03-18T07:27:37.210-07:00"Bumping uglies" has been one of my favo..."Bumping uglies" has been one of my favorite expressions since <i>Tango and Cash</i> failed at the box office. <br /><br />"Shagging" has always seemed like a friendly word - and occasionally my husband's sandlot baseball team will shag balls in the park near our house, which makes those long practices more of a spectator sport.<br /><br />But my personal favorite has to be, "The kids are asleep!"Sarah Whttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13265589529909793312noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-21758842343355075922011-03-18T07:27:17.594-07:002011-03-18T07:27:17.594-07:00"Doing the Nasty" or "Playing with ..."Doing the Nasty" or "Playing with Mr. Happy" can be fun, although "boinking", thanks to Bruce Willis in the Moonlighting days, is high up on the list.Teri Anne Stanleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15500524348027951939noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-14916060855956702952011-03-18T07:26:19.113-07:002011-03-18T07:26:19.113-07:00Play charades.
We joked about that a long time ag...Play charades. <br />We joked about that a long time ago, and it's just fun to say... "Let's go play charades."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-7869991808268174882011-03-18T07:08:30.703-07:002011-03-18T07:08:30.703-07:00I have always liked knocking boots thanks to Letha...I have always liked knocking boots thanks to Lethal Weapon 3 where they actually knocked boots.<br /><br />However, I actually use the term "nap". I learned it from my adopted parents. They took naps every day while I babysat their daughter. It was only after I became an adult that I realized what they were actually doing so now I use the phrase myself.Missyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14851454044280554701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-49736326858777661212011-03-18T06:59:55.859-07:002011-03-18T06:59:55.859-07:00The last word in euphamisms of this sort has to go...The last word in euphamisms of this sort has to go to Burgess Meredith in the Grumpy Old Men outtakes. It's just awesome (and available on youtube). My favorite: taking a ride on the wild baloney pony.Michelle Millernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-10939720750910365632011-03-18T05:59:13.262-07:002011-03-18T05:59:13.262-07:00I have no idea why I thought of this it was so man...I have no idea why I thought of this it was so many years ago, but a friend was crashing at a mutual friend's sister's place and he called it "paying the bills'Michelle Wolfsonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-4261768670075787692011-03-18T05:48:15.629-07:002011-03-18T05:48:15.629-07:00I've always liked knocking boots, both the phr...I've always liked knocking boots, both the phrase and the activity.Matthew MacNishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03264738483763244969noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-54339964621943089302011-03-18T05:07:26.067-07:002011-03-18T05:07:26.067-07:00"Putting away the groceries." Sounds go..."Putting away the groceries." Sounds goofy, but a friend of ours occasionally asked the next-door neighbor to watch their little one for 20 min (a quickie!) so they could "put away the groceries." Didn't know it at the time, though!K.B. Owenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09510886155613873085noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-60522259723281723102011-03-18T05:03:03.651-07:002011-03-18T05:03:03.651-07:00LOL I love your "bumping uglies". I can ...LOL I love your "bumping uglies". I can see why it makes you giggle.<br /><br />My personal favorite is "getting squelchy", hehe.Luanna Stewarthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11594016051931769407noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-89818826572189634812011-03-18T03:33:11.867-07:002011-03-18T03:33:11.867-07:00I already played on debutante ball. My favorite is...I already played on debutante ball. My favorite is the f word. Did you know you can actually ask for synonyms for the word fuck? I tried it and it worked. In doing so I realized some of the funniest words for sex are perfectly legit words like fornicate. I love that word. Or how about copulate? Another good one.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com