tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post7493894219128286310..comments2024-03-11T16:14:49.158-07:00Comments on Don't pet me, I'm writing: Groping myself in mixed companyTAWNA FENSKEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11468819219529035563noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-16208250453420588862012-10-17T05:57:57.719-07:002012-10-17T05:57:57.719-07:00While it wasn't funny at the time... it has ma...While it wasn't funny at the time... it has made us laugh since.<br /><br />My mother-in-law is an unmedicated paranoid schizophrenic. When my husband (at the time, we were not even engaged) and I walked into her house, she walked up, kissed him on the cheek then... she laid a hay-maker on his cheek.<br /><br />She hauled off and whacked him pretty damned hard... then told me I reminded her of his last girlfriend, and she hated her.<br /><br />Needless to say, I'm not very close with her!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-41772588893262631762012-10-16T13:07:05.172-07:002012-10-16T13:07:05.172-07:00lol only you! I did fall out of a hot tub once, st...lol only you! I did fall out of a hot tub once, stark naked, in front of someone who later became my boyfriend. That was embarrassing.Judy,Judy,Judy.https://www.blogger.com/profile/09096626656997443201noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-44754165477623480122012-10-16T01:51:36.968-07:002012-10-16T01:51:36.968-07:00It wasn't a "meet the family" but &q...It wasn't a "meet the family" but "visit your foreign friends" moment, but it entails a spider, two very tender and swollen bites. One located on my ass. Really, needing to confront your twice-as-old-as-you hosts with "I got a bite on my ass, can you check if it looks bad?" was a bit of an awkward moment. Thank god their children was about the same age as me which made it feel a lot less embarrassing. <br /><br />The other bite was right on my shoulder and that one was so bad I couldn't use my bra straps. I was a bit bouncier for a few days there...<br /><br />So for future reference, american spiders don't like Swedes. And Swedes are very sensitive to american spiders. Bad combo.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14869145555938203736noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-28654410543503068442012-10-15T17:40:42.264-07:002012-10-15T17:40:42.264-07:00AHEM! I enlarged my penis 6 inches almost instantl...AHEM! I enlarged my penis 6 inches almost instantly using this method http://youtu.be/o0BIKLke7W0rev. billy bob gisher ©2008https://www.blogger.com/profile/08295810077239454721noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-8015455481415369642012-10-15T17:16:10.965-07:002012-10-15T17:16:10.965-07:00LOL! I loved that. You had me giggling and cringin...LOL! I loved that. You had me giggling and cringing. Points for the valiant attempt and decorum. :)Raquel Byrneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12870113745683162915noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-72656463240675397712012-10-15T16:04:21.885-07:002012-10-15T16:04:21.885-07:00OMG--you're a much better poker player than I ...OMG--you're a much better poker player than I am. I probably would have dropped the wood and run. Or rubbed the wood against my boob in an effort to crush whatever was wiggling there. *shivers*Mary @ BookSwarmhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04099395167194720599noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-23550622641017673412012-10-15T14:28:24.505-07:002012-10-15T14:28:24.505-07:00Love your stories!
The first night I met my now h...Love your stories!<br /><br />The first night I met my now husband's father, I walked in on him in the bathroom. I mean, COME ON! There's a lock, for goodness sakes. Use it. But, no. I looked like the idiot. Oh well. I guess it didn't matter since I married his son. :)Melindahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00417911032564980251noreply@blogger.com