tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post831157645536038290..comments2024-03-11T16:14:49.158-07:00Comments on Don't pet me, I'm writing: Huge sticks, peckers, and other spam delightsTAWNA FENSKEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11468819219529035563noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-22569519011805933072011-10-13T18:47:12.253-07:002011-10-13T18:47:12.253-07:00Well, we all say Geez, what a pervert, but it has ...Well, we all say Geez, what a pervert, but it has nothing to do with your spam. We say it about your giant raging pervertednessism.Patrick Alanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01121337008453549441noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-50218821351911604602011-10-13T16:43:24.882-07:002011-10-13T16:43:24.882-07:00My favorite spam-scam ever was the one where the F...My favorite spam-scam ever was the one where the FBI e-mailed me to tell me that someone in South Africa was trying to send me money as part of a terrorist attack. <br /><br />The wording was terrible, the e-mail addy was wrong,and honestly, if I were suspected of terrorist actions I doubt they'd be e-mailing me for my information. <br /><br />I still get them every few months and I keep laughing every time I do. <br /><br />1) Honey, I did the dishes and the laundry. Dinner is almost done so why don't you go put your feet up?<br />2) I'm off to the gym. <br />3) I don't like sports.Allie Sandershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08647744108289768315noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-19927810797529951802011-10-13T16:06:54.222-07:002011-10-13T16:06:54.222-07:00Matthew, if it's an ESPECIALLY huge stick, the...Matthew, if it's an ESPECIALLY huge stick, there's seldom a shortage of hands eager to beat it :)<br /><br />Jessica, LOL, I almost included a question like that in the blog post, but didn't want to sound too much like a gold-digger!<br /><br />Sarah, bwahahaha! These are great! I especially love #1.<br /><br />Mac, I live to entertain you :)<br /><br />Susan, I kinda wondered what's in other people's spam boxes. Since this post doesn't seem to be racking up a ton of comments, I'm sorta picturing everyone going, "jeez, what a pervert...my spam box doesn't have any of that crap in it."<br /><br />Blaire, glad you enjoyed it!<br /><br />Thanks for reading, guys!<br />TawnaTAWNA FENSKEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11468819219529035563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-5548793540247744072011-10-13T12:27:34.645-07:002011-10-13T12:27:34.645-07:00You always know what to say to make my day. Never ...You always know what to say to make my day. Never fails & I'm almost guaranteed a good milk-squirting-from-nose laugh. ;-)Blaire Kensleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12281003188058310984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-23816218764394862011-10-13T11:10:33.713-07:002011-10-13T11:10:33.713-07:00Tawna, you crack me up. You also get all the good ...Tawna, you crack me up. You also get all the good spam.<br /><br />All I get are spam ads for Ugg Boots and Cialis, and considering that I am neither male nor Norwegian (I am Danish though...how did they figure it out??) I agree their filters need work.<br /><br />Some poor barefoot Norwegian is going to have a miserable winter (and his wife a worse one) if they don't.Susan Shttp://www.susanspann.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-28049413036278359082011-10-13T10:06:37.514-07:002011-10-13T10:06:37.514-07:00Have I told you lately how much I enjoy reading yo...Have I told you lately how much I enjoy reading your posts?Author R. Mac Wheelerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15679108828353499313noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-64008276258955672852011-10-13T06:25:05.662-07:002011-10-13T06:25:05.662-07:001. Could you sit right here out of the way, while ...1. Could you sit right here out of the way, while I empty the dishwasher and finish folding the kids' laundry?<br /><br />2. Do you want to watch "The Mirror has Two Faces?" I'm bored with baseball/football/soccer/shuffleboard/golf/competitive skipping.<br /><br />3. Would you like to take a nice long nap while I take the kids miles away?Sarah Whttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13265589529909793312noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-82002094300834155202011-10-13T06:18:07.414-07:002011-10-13T06:18:07.414-07:00How about, "I can't possibly spend all th...How about, "I can't possibly spend all this cash on my own, would you mind helping me parcel it out to Nordstrom's?"Jessica Lemmonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16388504462239939840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-9720321783252498862011-10-13T06:06:19.769-07:002011-10-13T06:06:19.769-07:00I just have to point out there is one thing that b...I just have to point out there is one thing that beats a huge stick all the time. It's called a hand.<br /><br />Anyway, I've been getting a series of these interesting ones lately. They come from all kind of randomly different named "women's" email addresses, and they start out very nice.<br /><br />"I'm a shy girl who loves books..."<br /><br />It gets raunchy fast from there, but I though that was an interesting new twist.Matthew MacNishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03264738483763244969noreply@blogger.com