tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post8811572433844722751..comments2024-03-11T16:14:49.158-07:00Comments on Don't pet me, I'm writing: CONTEST: What the @#$% is that? (Hawaiian style)TAWNA FENSKEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11468819219529035563noreply@blogger.comBlogger43125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-48662850551862388112011-03-11T10:22:32.553-08:002011-03-11T10:22:32.553-08:00A cucumber on acid. And not the pickling kind.
Wh...A cucumber on acid. And not the pickling kind.<br /><br />Whatever it is, it's seriously freaking me out.Brandi Guthriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16655707567309926694noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-78481489115757932182011-03-11T09:52:45.944-08:002011-03-11T09:52:45.944-08:00Google images confirms the "bitter melon"...Google images confirms the "bitter melon" theory... but in the interest of due diligence a follow up search for "charlie sheen's penis" (hey you never know) seemed only proper.<br /><br />First hit: <br /><br />http://deadcelebs.wordpress.com/ <br />(scroll down) <br /><br />At this point is unclear if that picture is actually his penis or just a cleverly altered representation. So while unproven either way, Dana's theory remains a possibility.Mark Simpsonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-35616030203942658982011-03-11T09:48:12.415-08:002011-03-11T09:48:12.415-08:00I know this one!
Giant leprechaun poo!I know this one!<br /><br />Giant leprechaun poo!Meghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08718382178913859357noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-191175522369669522011-03-11T08:05:10.987-08:002011-03-11T08:05:10.987-08:00Ah, yes, the famous greenie weenie.
Or, more prec...Ah, yes, the famous greenie weenie.<br /><br />Or, more precisely, the greenie Sheenie weenie.<br /><br />Or better yet, the teeny greenie Sheenie weenie.<br /><br />Or...nah, I'll quit now...<br /><br />Unless I think of another one...German Chocolate Bettynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-4216661411276788732011-03-11T04:57:46.663-08:002011-03-11T04:57:46.663-08:00That is the dreadlock of a small green man named T...That is the dreadlock of a small green man named Tim.Matthew MacNishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03264738483763244969noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-11066578050706110622011-03-10T14:58:33.578-08:002011-03-10T14:58:33.578-08:00"Sheen Peen" that just tickles me.
It l..."Sheen Peen" that just tickles me.<br /><br />It looks like a bitter mellon that they had on one of those cooking contest shows the other day, but I can't remember the name so I'm gonna call it a Bitter Mellon.<br /><br />If you don't want to eat it, maybe you could scrub the mud out of the waffle soles of your hiking boots. Maybe that lone boot hanging from the tree back home.Kadi Easleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08567815525192651318noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-2529157772339139862011-03-10T14:05:26.145-08:002011-03-10T14:05:26.145-08:00I'll go with some funky variety of a cucumber....I'll go with some funky variety of a cucumber. Enjoy the sunshine!Laura Fenskehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16545923787371616222noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-60442871622893268862011-03-10T11:51:31.808-08:002011-03-10T11:51:31.808-08:00Oh, Tawna, you're so mean... When your husband...Oh, Tawna, you're so mean... When your husband gets a funky tropical disease, you're supposed to take him to an urologist, not cut it off! Poor Pythagoras...<br /><br />(So, mental health counseling then? Damn it!)Gabriela Lessahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02265214314915980398noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-12083881267157731442011-03-10T11:11:17.583-08:002011-03-10T11:11:17.583-08:00I know it is probably some type of wild cucumber/b...I know it is probably some type of wild cucumber/bitter melon (I read the other comments before posting after all), but what I really want it to be is a unopened flower pod. <br /><br />Something that will burst open in a few days time and go from hideous to gorgeous, never to return. Wishful thinking, but there you go.Christina Aurethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05717036758785519912noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-50372782848058866182011-03-10T10:03:22.203-08:002011-03-10T10:03:22.203-08:00Look at the poor, abandoned pickle! It sat in the ...Look at the poor, abandoned pickle! It sat in the juice for too long and now no one is going to want it. The sad pickle needs someone to love it (and I mean that in the puppy/child way since it's been established all of us visiting Tawna's blog live in the wrong side of the gutter).Allie Sandershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08647744108289768315noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-86780460106688253512011-03-10T09:45:03.101-08:002011-03-10T09:45:03.101-08:00Looks like your sense of shame has finally separat...Looks like your sense of shame has finally separated from your body. It's greener than I expected.Sean Ferrellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01233391827095815940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-27968065618740416702011-03-10T09:42:15.170-08:002011-03-10T09:42:15.170-08:00I went out yesterday and bought TWO prizes...one f...I went out yesterday and bought TWO prizes...one for the usual "specially selected" winner, and one for Dana of the Sheen Peen. That sort of creativity deserves a prize no matter what!<br /><br />Thanks for the guesses, guys!<br />TawnaTAWNA FENSKEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11468819219529035563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-49085914382083158412011-03-10T09:33:17.704-08:002011-03-10T09:33:17.704-08:00Oh my friends you are forgetting...the right answe...Oh my friends you are forgetting...the right answer is not the winner!!! Love your selection processes! My guess is going on the safer side...vegie of some sort! lolTerryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12055309422003008896noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-15708025993892492062011-03-10T09:01:27.320-08:002011-03-10T09:01:27.320-08:00In another time and place, Suz, that would have be...In another time and place, Suz, that would have been a very nice guess, but unfortunately, Dana pretty much ended the competition with the Sheen Peen. Even if it ends up being a Balsam Pear, in my humble opinion.Michelle Wolfsonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-68342769118037167662011-03-10T07:10:52.960-08:002011-03-10T07:10:52.960-08:00Bitter melon! Delicious sliced thin and fried har...Bitter melon! Delicious sliced thin and fried hard, then mixed in with scrambled eggs. One of my favorites - wish I could find them here!Kendrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17855159812368520416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-480477868747587832011-03-10T06:36:10.951-08:002011-03-10T06:36:10.951-08:00Nature's own dildo.Nature's own dildo.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-84685234013248987702011-03-10T05:00:35.236-08:002011-03-10T05:00:35.236-08:00My first thought was that you disguised one of you...My first thought was that you disguised one of your personal gadgets so you could get it on the plane without getting stopped by security. <br /><br />But then my partner (who doesn't have a cool name like Pythagorous---but who is equally hot) came in and identified it. His father is a horticulturalist and well, he is a smart man. I'm going with balsam pear.Missyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14851454044280554701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-16658302549229035082011-03-10T02:41:49.634-08:002011-03-10T02:41:49.634-08:00I'm guessing that's bitter gourd. I don...I'm guessing that's bitter gourd. I don't think I'm ever going to eat it again as it will remind me too much of the Sheen's Peen comment!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-21553524815610332222011-03-09T23:33:00.964-08:002011-03-09T23:33:00.964-08:00Sheen Peen wins. It just has to. I was going to ...Sheen Peen wins. It just has to. I was going to say that it looked like the center thingie of one of those huge Hawaiian flowers, but then I read Claire's comment. So, I don't win any yet-to-be-selected goodies. Dana MUST get a prize though.<br />JulieAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-84937303602264877512011-03-09T23:20:34.744-08:002011-03-09T23:20:34.744-08:00OMG, for the first time I actually know what the t...OMG, for the first time I actually know what the thing is. We have it in Okinawa, the 'Japanese Caribbean'. They call it Goya here. And the actually make condoms shaped like it. lol.Claire Dawnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14354840714847021685noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-29549235961037515062011-03-09T17:10:07.967-08:002011-03-09T17:10:07.967-08:00Oh Em Gee, Dana is my new hero! Please just give h...Oh Em Gee, Dana is my new hero! Please just give her the prize!!! But don't give Charlie his Peen back!Adrianahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12007684244962587628noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-89521482114637122882011-03-09T15:54:00.243-08:002011-03-09T15:54:00.243-08:00Looks like bitter gourd that we use in our cooking...Looks like bitter gourd that we use in our cooking.Zai Abd Rahmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11812145144422974687noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-5492809229997104872011-03-09T15:44:25.101-08:002011-03-09T15:44:25.101-08:00Looks like a funky-looking cucumber :PLooks like a funky-looking cucumber :PLainahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00134705793566699951noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-70171976895166748462011-03-09T15:27:39.916-08:002011-03-09T15:27:39.916-08:00My first thought was a very thin cucumber wrapped ...My first thought was a very thin cucumber wrapped in an insanely-ribbed condom (owie?). But it's probably some exotic veggie I'm unfamiliar with.Maryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04503349476515967696noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-90205436546293997412011-03-09T14:31:59.253-08:002011-03-09T14:31:59.253-08:00PS I can 100% guarantee that is not Charlie Sheen&...PS I can 100% guarantee that is not Charlie Sheen's diseased winky...because our Tawna IS NOT WEARING LATEX GLOVES in the picture. And we all know she would. <br /><br />She couldn't resist posing with it, but would never touch something so repulsive.lora96https://www.blogger.com/profile/08171062741089674769noreply@blogger.com