tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post1040804658182327351..comments2024-03-11T16:14:49.158-07:00Comments on Don't pet me, I'm writing: Give me your best (or worst) pickup lines!TAWNA FENSKEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11468819219529035563noreply@blogger.comBlogger35125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-39667552981539735432011-04-28T00:33:18.544-07:002011-04-28T00:33:18.544-07:00This was more of an evaluation than a pick-up line...This was more of an evaluation than a pick-up line (I think), but it gets points for straightforwardness: My friend and I were walking to the beach in Fiji and a man leaned out of his passing car and yelled "I love your breasts!"Gypmarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13938773894831848124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-26009084384622887382011-04-27T22:16:56.584-07:002011-04-27T22:16:56.584-07:00I spent a few months in Costa Rica and each mornin...I spent a few months in Costa Rica and each morning I had to walk a mile to school. My route would often take me past groups of hairy, sweaty men shouting cat calls in Spanish. They must have mistaken my death glares for attraction because the "Aye! Muneca!" shouts continued until I left. When I got back to the States, a part of me felt indignant that construction workers, businessmen, and inmates didn't so much as look my way. Some nights I still hear them shouting at my gringo behind and wonder what could have been.Jen Stayrookhttp://www.jenstayrook.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-64847328385639742232011-04-27T17:53:31.064-07:002011-04-27T17:53:31.064-07:00Hi - Great post!
I have heard many pick up lines ...Hi - Great post!<br /><br />I have heard many pick up lines like that before. Particularly the "great shirt, it would look better on my floor" type.<br /><br />the WORST one i have ever heard was two weeks ago. I am cutting and pasting the following from my facebook entry:<br /><br /><br />Just been on emergency dash for stockings. Braved Riverlink alone. Made it out alive. However heard the worst pick up line EVER.<br />dropkick boy "Hey Dal, R u a hooker? I am. I'm the best hooker in Ipswich." As he ceremoniously air punches the air pretending to be a boxer. What made it even funnier was i had heard him practicing it with his dropkick sidekick moments earlier. The sad part was the girl listened.<br />*sigh*<br /><br /><br />If you can understand the idiocy of this boy then you may realise what a crap pickup line this is. Fancy calling a girl a prostitute to try and pick her up. AND pretend that you are a boxer AND SHE LISTENED.<br /><br />lol<br /><br />*shakes head*<br /><br />SarahSarah Ketleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13421335686195152108noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-43315623130196378922011-04-27T10:37:19.886-07:002011-04-27T10:37:19.886-07:00Just because I remembered two more...
"Are y...Just because I remembered two more...<br /><br />"Are your parents related? Cause you sure are special."<br /><br />And, "You're just like Campbell's soup. You're mm, mm good..."Danica Avethttp://danicaavet.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-90074891407493631252011-04-27T08:08:30.825-07:002011-04-27T08:08:30.825-07:00I think I fell in love with John Irving when I cam...I think I fell in love with John Irving when I came across this one. (I apologize that I am short on time and cannot quote directly. Please forgive me for the errors)<br /><br />hot guy walks in the room.<br /><br />girl 1: "what was that noise?"<br /><br />girl 2: "that was my panties hitting the floor"Missyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14851454044280554701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-38814352691066891192011-04-26T19:59:09.270-07:002011-04-26T19:59:09.270-07:00My favorite was one I heard about a cowboy in the ...My favorite was one I heard about a cowboy in the Let <br />'er Buck Room at the Pendleton Roundup, offering girls temporary tattoos. If they accepted, he offered to apply it for them. And if they agreed, he said, "I have to lick it first."<br /><br />And then he did.Kari Lynn Dellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06864636462802149247noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-38997561110659106472011-04-26T17:19:31.106-07:002011-04-26T17:19:31.106-07:00Okay, LOVE your Julio story. Wonderful lol!
Worst...Okay, LOVE your Julio story. Wonderful lol!<br /><br />Worst one I've heard was sadly very recent.<br /><br />The guy asked if I was free that weekend. I'm married, I told him. Is your husband gone a lot? He persisted. I'm pregnant, I added. Then you qualify as a MILF so can I?<br /><br />Ew. Ew. Ew. No.lora96https://www.blogger.com/profile/08171062741089674769noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-19551542639232105782011-04-26T15:04:47.281-07:002011-04-26T15:04:47.281-07:00This was fun reading. I love cheesy pick up lines ...This was fun reading. I love cheesy pick up lines - to be laughed at - although if a guy made me laugh he probably would have a better chance of picking me up.<br /><br />Here's one - Nice shoes, wanna fuck?<br />(used on my friend in a bar - didn't work but we laughed for days)Judy,Judy,Judy.https://www.blogger.com/profile/09096626656997443201noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-23495067824258420722011-04-26T14:30:48.024-07:002011-04-26T14:30:48.024-07:00I like to use horrible pick up lines on my husband...I like to use horrible pick up lines on my husband. One came by accident.<br />Him: You have too many books.<br />Me: "Well you're wearing too many clothes!"<br /><br />This one nearly floored him:<br />"You make my hand tired."Brooklyn Annhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11285434689426722832noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-19831398583398374802011-04-26T14:02:51.951-07:002011-04-26T14:02:51.951-07:00When I was single, I had a company dinner at PF Ch...When I was single, I had a company dinner at PF Chang's. We had excellent service and the cute manager kept walking by to say hi. When we got our fortunes, mine said, "Someone with green eyes admires you." And the manager just happened to be by when I read it aloud. He paused and said, "Actually, they're blue." As we were leaving, he handed me his business card and asked me to come back the next week for a free lunch. LOLMichelle Mileshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05442813530538808627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-46124234532855377132011-04-26T13:52:56.868-07:002011-04-26T13:52:56.868-07:00"If I told you that you had a beautiful body,..."If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"<br /><br />Great idea for a survey, Tawna! @Patrick Alan: When my hubby got a convertible, he teased me that it was such a chick magnet the women would be throwing themselves at him. I laughed and pointed at infant car-seat in the back.<br /><br />Some dreams die hard.K.B. Owenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09510886155613873085noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-70423779427253750692011-04-26T13:39:37.388-07:002011-04-26T13:39:37.388-07:00Oooh, pickup lines are fun!
I had this one used o...Oooh, pickup lines are fun!<br /><br />I had this one used on me once:<br /><br />Him: "Are you tired?"<br /><br />Me: "No, why?"<br /><br />Him: "Because you've been running through my dreams all night."Brandi Guthriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16655707567309926694noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-68720273934150905752011-04-26T10:55:56.169-07:002011-04-26T10:55:56.169-07:00Oh, one more. This one was on an episode of 30 Ro...Oh, one more. This one was on an episode of 30 Rock as uttered by Tracy Jordan: "Are you an ass scientist because your butt blah blah blah, you know the rest."ExMagistrahttp://chicagonow.com/hammervisionnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-45932571121519886332011-04-26T10:54:08.504-07:002011-04-26T10:54:08.504-07:00The best "horrible" pickup line I've...The best "horrible" pickup line I've ever heard of is this: "Do you want to go halvsies on a bastard?"<br /><br />I can't (don't want to) imagine that ever working on anyone.ExMagistrahttp://chicagonow.com/hammervisionnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-63877460197155613792011-04-26T10:45:54.129-07:002011-04-26T10:45:54.129-07:00The best pick-up was when a guy came up to me and ...The best pick-up was when a guy came up to me and greeted me as if I was an old friend. "Kathy, how <em>are</em> you? You look great!"<br /><br />It took until the time I'd gotten done explaining I was not, in fact, his friend Kathy, and he'd apologized for the mistake, and then offered to buy me a cup of coffee as an apology for the misunderstanding, that it finally dawned on me that there probably never <em>was</em> a Kathy.Beverly Diehlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00392288953821757887noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-50644945553925119982011-04-26T10:34:34.742-07:002011-04-26T10:34:34.742-07:00No one has ever picked me up (sniff), nor have I h...No one has ever picked me up (sniff), nor have I heard guys use cheesy lines on my friends, so I'm learning from all the comments! This is fun!Skyehttp://thingsintheskye.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-68517918896004552102011-04-26T10:23:25.990-07:002011-04-26T10:23:25.990-07:00My personal favorite:
Those jeans look great on ...My personal favorite: <br /><br />Those jeans look great on you. They'd look even better in a puddle next to my bed. <br /><br />(NOT that I ever fell for this. Much.)Jenna McCarthyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10263423176735795214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-55943768795915599642011-04-26T09:37:32.181-07:002011-04-26T09:37:32.181-07:00A classic: I want every bone in your body . . . e...A classic: I want every bone in your body . . . especially mine.<br /><br />A true story: A guy walks up to my friend who is wearing a pair of plain, white Keds that she's wearing without shoelaces. (It was the early '90s. We were cool.)<br /><br />Him: You don't have any shoe laces. Wanna borrow mine?<br /><br />Her: (baffled silence)DrCarrieThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11360013081404711133noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-21165790549747860402011-04-26T09:20:34.307-07:002011-04-26T09:20:34.307-07:00Ugh...got me cringing just thinking about it. Due ...Ugh...got me cringing just thinking about it. Due to feeble memory and too much time spent with Redbull/vodka, I can't recall specific pick-up lines. More than anything, I think the times a guy's sent over a drink in anticipation of the drink-receiver dropping her skirt and sauntering over, irritates me more than anything. Haha..Paige Kellermanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16201061179479380167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-88301218941712163662011-04-26T08:41:30.771-07:002011-04-26T08:41:30.771-07:00Lori--You're not alone. My husband did so bad ...Lori--You're not alone. My husband did so bad trying to pick me up I didn't realize that's what he was doing. :) Thankfully I picked him up instead. <br /><br />My favorite so far:<br />Are you from Tennessee because you're the only ten I see.Allie Sandershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08647744108289768315noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-78112887696779067762011-04-26T08:17:54.633-07:002011-04-26T08:17:54.633-07:00My all-time favourite doomed exchange (I actually ...My all-time favourite doomed exchange (I actually witnessed this one in action):<br /><br />- Are you married?<br />- Yes.<br />- Oh. Any marital problems?<br />- No.<br />- ...Do you want some?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-13998970898900685652011-04-26T08:10:43.039-07:002011-04-26T08:10:43.039-07:00"You know what would look good on you?"
..."You know what would look good on you?"<br />"Me."Darrell B. Nelsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02851443183217238218noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-3238692307080262322011-04-26T07:43:05.833-07:002011-04-26T07:43:05.833-07:00PS, Thanks for the mention!PS, Thanks for the mention!Claire Dawnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14354840714847021685noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-76358578726401237532011-04-26T07:39:29.837-07:002011-04-26T07:39:29.837-07:00"I've lost my number, can I have yours?&q..."I've lost my number, can I have yours?" <br /><br />Honestly, I really love to hear a new pickup line that makes me laugh. I won't give a guy a date for it, but he can get a smile.Claire Dawnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14354840714847021685noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-18346145122725579712011-04-26T07:38:51.846-07:002011-04-26T07:38:51.846-07:00OMG, you guys! These are hilarious! I think I'...OMG, you guys! These are hilarious! I think I'm going to have to incorporate these into a book somehow.<br /><br />Keep 'em coming!<br /><br />TawnaTAWNA FENSKEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11468819219529035563noreply@blogger.com