tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post288637831745967357..comments2024-03-11T16:14:49.158-07:00Comments on Don't pet me, I'm writing: Inappropriate public behavior...againTAWNA FENSKEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11468819219529035563noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-21503354384776972222011-10-05T07:00:49.289-07:002011-10-05T07:00:49.289-07:00wow ! super !wow ! super !Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-39804492363141629562011-10-04T10:19:44.804-07:002011-10-04T10:19:44.804-07:00Oh, you are so not alone. Love this story and it m...Oh, you are so not alone. Love this story and it makes me feel better about the "foot-in-mouth" situations I get myself into. <br /><br />There was the time I received B-day card and present from my entire team at work and when they asked for a thank you speech all I could think of was:<br /><br />Milk milk<br />Lemonade<br />Around the corner, fudge is made.<br /><br />And that's what I said.Hannahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16915603693944523761noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-84669410060335547912011-10-04T07:57:17.783-07:002011-10-04T07:57:17.783-07:00Try this one then. Its just to her page on deviant...Try this one then. Its just to her page on deviantart, though. You'll have to browse her gallery to find the stuff I mentioned. The first picture I posted the link to shows up at the bottom of page seven in her gallery. The second one is in the middle of page 18. Between the two of them are a lot of interesting pictures as well.<br /><br />http://ursulav.deviantart.com/<br /><br />Enjoy :D<br /><br /><br />p.s. If the link won't work, just type "ursulav phallio" into google. The first link is her DA gallery.Hannah Hounshellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07532704190227652913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-62086451955917604372011-10-04T06:36:11.367-07:002011-10-04T06:36:11.367-07:00Oh man, this really cracked me up!Oh man, this really cracked me up!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-18496535367717670952011-10-03T16:29:19.795-07:002011-10-03T16:29:19.795-07:00So glad you guys enjoyed laughing at me. I always ...So glad you guys enjoyed laughing at me. I always write my blog posts knowing anyone from the day job could read them at any time, but this is one I sorta hoped none of them would see :)<br /><br />I'm cracking up over all your stories, keep 'em coming!<br /><br />And yeah, I'm skeptical as well about the most searched keyword. "Porn" wasn't even on the list he presented, which seems fishy to me.<br /><br />Hannah, I wish I could see those drawings, but I get error messages when I try to go there. Alas...<br /><br />Thanks for reading, guys!<br />TawnaTAWNA FENSKEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11468819219529035563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-10514454556735154682011-10-03T14:14:20.405-07:002011-10-03T14:14:20.405-07:00You know, there's an artist on deviantart you ...You know, there's an artist on deviantart you might enjoy for various reasons. One is her goofy, perverted sense of humor that has her drawing pictures like this one....<br /><br />http://ursulav.deviantart.com/art/Angel-And-Devil-Phalloi-113932187?q=gallery%3Aursulav%2F3399241&qo=167 <br /><br />And this one...<br /><br />http://ursulav.deviantart.com/art/Compensation-23263399?q=gallery%3Aursulav%2F7872547&qo=33 <br /><br />The other reason is she's a damn fine artist. Honestly though, I have a tendency to stroll through her gallery for the giggle factor if nothing else.<br /><br />None of this has much to do with your post, but I just had to share. I hope you don't mind :DHannah Hounshellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07532704190227652913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-7420615864799621582011-10-03T11:52:54.786-07:002011-10-03T11:52:54.786-07:00No way is quote searched for more often than porn....No way is quote searched for more often than porn. I'd ask for that guy's sources. There's a whole song devoted to the fact the internet is for porn, worse it's sung by puppets.Steph Schmidthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00975939582442193113noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-11348521893592578332011-10-03T11:42:18.752-07:002011-10-03T11:42:18.752-07:00The thing is, he was thinking that, but never woul...The thing is, he <i>was</i> thinking <i>that</i>, but never would have admitted to it.Matthew MacNishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03264738483763244969noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-76035733303767448532011-10-03T10:18:47.971-07:002011-10-03T10:18:47.971-07:00Oh wow, I'd forgotten how much I enjoy visitin...Oh wow, I'd forgotten how much I enjoy visiting your blog because I've been too busy to drop by. Sorry, unlike you, I suppress the memory of any slip ups as soon as I possibly can, but at least they'll remember you, and there's always that old adage of any publicity is good publicity right :).Margaret M. Fiskhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00537558539259791284noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-8044042905197553212011-10-03T10:11:14.734-07:002011-10-03T10:11:14.734-07:00Love your style, Tawna - hope you knew I was kiddi...Love your style, Tawna - hope you knew I was kidding about the #Twitterclassclown tweet, reply was perfect. Thanks for keeping it entertaining!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03688302287592580446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-30268620546475171892011-10-03T09:27:16.574-07:002011-10-03T09:27:16.574-07:00I would have guessed porn too. And I don't be...I would have guessed porn too. And I don't believe that the guy staring at you stroking vegetables was not thinking that. I certainly would be. You made Secured Transactions bearable this morning, so thank you.Mary Kate Leahyhttp://www.housoflaoch.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-83915609969748085982011-10-03T09:25:10.418-07:002011-10-03T09:25:10.418-07:00My morning just got a billion times brighter. :) S...My morning just got a billion times brighter. :) So yes, I have embarrassed my friends in public, dozens of times. They put up with me. :)Bethany Elizabethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12829932931010851406noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-60514873699556156772011-10-03T09:05:01.761-07:002011-10-03T09:05:01.761-07:00Hee hee :) I hope we get to be real life friends s...Hee hee :) I hope we get to be real life friends sometime. You are quite hilarious :)<br /><br /><a href="http://fromsarahwithjoy.blogspot.com/" rel="nofollow">Sarah Allen<br />(my creative writing blog)</a>Sarah Allenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01185278849400551014noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-35025179272563100662011-10-03T08:25:41.403-07:002011-10-03T08:25:41.403-07:00No matter what kind of insurance you search for yo...No matter what kind of insurance you search for you're searching for "quotes."<br /><br />Depending on where your tastes run the keywords your porn search uses could get VERY exotic.<br /><br />I'd guess that "quote" is winning as number-one search term by virtue of the insurance industry's heterogeneity relative to the porn industry's, not because more people are interested in insurance.<br /><br />Has anyone Googled "insurance porn" yet? Or "porn insurance," for that matter?<br /><br />Not it.Geoffrey Cubbagehttp://misanthropology101.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-58282817508345569752011-10-03T08:16:13.348-07:002011-10-03T08:16:13.348-07:00That is the most boring keyword search in the word...That is the most boring keyword search in the word and I have a really, really hard time believing that more people are searching for various quotes than they are for sex or porn. I call shenanigans.Laura Maylenehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18058744860709615256noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-89353689543691805912011-10-03T08:08:26.254-07:002011-10-03T08:08:26.254-07:00I agree that he lied about porn not being the numb...I agree that he lied about porn not being the number one search term. I mean, really.<br /><br />Today's post was particularly hilarious and luckily I wasn't sipping my tea over my keyboard at specific moments!<br /><br />Your roommates could get a quite useful education if they'd only read your blog. They probably think it's all about shoes and tampons.Skyehttp://thingsintheskye.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-3407845574628482662011-10-03T08:04:19.779-07:002011-10-03T08:04:19.779-07:00I totally embarrassed a female friend at lunch the...I totally embarrassed a female friend at lunch the other day when a crouton fell into my bra and I fished it out quickly. What? It was scratchy and crumbly! I couldn't just leave it there.<br /><br />Also, I'm sure your friend got a great tip from those businessmen for your "show." ;)Sierrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11366603254699585946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-83620657071777827292011-10-03T07:34:04.533-07:002011-10-03T07:34:04.533-07:00Good god I needed that laugh - the day has been bl...Good god I needed that laugh - the day has been blech. <br /><br />I so think he just lied about the porn though.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14869145555938203736noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-72891323000191414662011-10-03T06:37:00.984-07:002011-10-03T06:37:00.984-07:00Oh dear. This was funny.
I'm know to--well--...Oh dear. This was funny. <br />I'm know to--well--stick my phone in my bra. I mean, I have tons of room in there, and I rarely have pockets and don't carry a purse around with me all the time...so, it's the best logical place. <br />Until my boss saw me take it out. I think I really embarrassed him.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-53424091218488905512011-10-03T06:01:53.220-07:002011-10-03T06:01:53.220-07:00I laughed so hard reading your post I choked as I ...I laughed so hard reading your post I choked as I tried to answer the office phone. Thanks, for making my Monday a fun day you raging pervert.Shain Brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01908810007467259885noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-81172658091095192882011-10-03T05:28:21.994-07:002011-10-03T05:28:21.994-07:00Thanks for making me think I'm not alone when ...Thanks for making me think I'm not alone when I crawl over the bar. I used to be a restaurant manager and can't tell you how many times I flashed my tighty whities.Anne Gallagherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05816355522284492131noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-5339369553389696942011-10-03T05:26:53.739-07:002011-10-03T05:26:53.739-07:00@Linda, I was going to ask if it was gourd week! H...@Linda, I was going to ask if it was gourd week! Haha!<br />@Tawna, it wasn't last week, but a few months ago, I set my coworker on fire. Or, well, technically, he sat on my candle on my desk. In related news, I am no longer permitted to have candles on my desk. Lit, anyway. ( and yes, he's fine)Jessica Lemmonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16388504462239939840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-7394399243644765282011-10-03T05:21:21.809-07:002011-10-03T05:21:21.809-07:00Well, I dropped a french fry in my bra at DQ on Sa...Well, I dropped a french fry in my bra at DQ on Saturday... but otherwise, I work with kids, so I pretty much get paid to make a fool out of myself.Lainahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00134705793566699951noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-27732388483208550912011-10-03T04:43:58.859-07:002011-10-03T04:43:58.859-07:00You mean like last week when I ran out of hands wh...You mean like last week when I ran out of hands while discarding a stack of books and stuck the marking pen in my bra? And forgot all about it?<br /><br />And sat at the public desk for two hours without realizing the marker was making an interesting contour under my top?<br /><br />And when a co-worker asked me if I'd seen the marker (was <i>she</i> blind?), I suddenly remembered and fished it out, just as one of our . . . skeevier patrons stepped off the elevator? <br /><br />And after my co-worker, looking slightly skeeved herself, went off to find a different marker, the skeevy patron asked if <i>he</i> could use it, with this <i>grin</i>?<br /><br />Nah, that stuff just par for the course around here.Sarah Whttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13265589529909793312noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-24648022510028838592011-10-03T04:42:08.350-07:002011-10-03T04:42:08.350-07:00"It's very difficult to fail at pornograp..."It's very difficult to fail at pornography"<br />- Michael Chabon <br /><br />"I don't like rap anyways, I`m just trying to get my porno career started"<br />- Eminem <br /><br />So far these are my favorite. <br /><br />Also one of my favorite things is making up lies about the internet to make a point in a presentation. Because it is less interesting to find out the most searched keyword is iPad.Patrick Alanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01121337008453549441noreply@blogger.com