tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post483902950842270681..comments2024-03-11T16:14:49.158-07:00Comments on Don't pet me, I'm writing: Win a signed copy of Making Waves for a fake Q&ATAWNA FENSKEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11468819219529035563noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-55598616324419643522011-08-24T18:07:39.061-07:002011-08-24T18:07:39.061-07:00Me: Mark, can I call you Mark? I mean I know your ...Me: Mark, can I call you Mark? I mean I know your real name is Samuel Clemens, but frankly, the psuedonym is just sexier.<br /><br />Twain: "If it makes you more comfortable, I don't mind a'tall."<br /><br />Me: *swooon*Britni Pattersonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06365039655461967795noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-20823861880552608802011-08-23T21:36:54.040-07:002011-08-23T21:36:54.040-07:00Me to Johnny Depp: Did you know we were born in th...Me to Johnny Depp: Did you know we were born in the same hospital in the same month during different years?<br /><br />Johnny Depp to me: I did know that and I've always wanted to meet you. Let's have coffee and I'll tell you all the reasons I like you so far.<br /><br />heheheJudy,Judy,Judy.https://www.blogger.com/profile/09096626656997443201noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-74242764938426013372011-08-23T19:11:09.573-07:002011-08-23T19:11:09.573-07:00Me: Is this book dirty?
Me: What are you talking...Me: Is this book dirty? <br /><br />Me: What are you talking about? There's no dirt on it!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-69195845290397932472011-08-23T13:54:53.283-07:002011-08-23T13:54:53.283-07:00LOL, you guys are cracking me up!
Just to clarif...LOL, you guys are cracking me up! <br /><br />Just to clarify (since I know I probably wasn't super clear in my instructions) you don't HAVE to ask me your question. You're more than welcome to ask Daniel Craig if he'd be willing to leave his wife and run away with you to Paris (and then invent whatever answer you might wish for him to give). <br /><br />TawnaTAWNA FENSKEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11468819219529035563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-43867532407604130542011-08-23T13:14:53.171-07:002011-08-23T13:14:53.171-07:00Me to Tawna: Will you blurb me?
Tawna to me: Tha...Me to Tawna: Will you blurb me? <br /><br />Tawna to me: That sounds dirty. So, yes, of course I will. <br /><br />Cheers! *lifts Manhattan in the general direction of the ocean*Linda G.https://www.blogger.com/profile/04576828490765434497noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-7381200373560638742011-08-23T10:56:56.719-07:002011-08-23T10:56:56.719-07:00Q: Is there any single activity that always inspir...Q: Is there any single activity that always inspires you to write/gives you ideas?<br /><br />A: Cleaning the garage ...<br /><br />(Yes, I know, a blatant rip off of Christine Tyler's comment. I am happy to disqualify myself, but the joke had to be made.)Christina Aurethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05717036758785519912noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-75070386613063130552011-08-23T10:55:54.649-07:002011-08-23T10:55:54.649-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.Christina Aurethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05717036758785519912noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-45773132795759280122011-08-23T10:06:05.730-07:002011-08-23T10:06:05.730-07:00{Me, using my best James Lipton voice} So, Tawna, ...{Me, using my best James Lipton voice} So, Tawna, what is your favorite curse word?<br /><br />{Tawna} Well that's easy, "@#$%."<br /><br />{Me, no longer channeling Lipton} Umm, are you calling me a "@#$%?"<br /><br />{Tawna} No, you @#$%, I was answering the question.<br /><br />{Me} Oh, @#$%! Sorry--my mistake.Scott Stillwellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05517425280708658801noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-89696239840092824292011-08-23T09:38:02.023-07:002011-08-23T09:38:02.023-07:00SS: Tawna, where did all the wine go?
TF: There w...SS: Tawna, where did all the wine go?<br /><br />TF: There was no wine. This is not the bottle you were looking for.Steph Schmidthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00975939582442193113noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-45688500124563205432011-08-23T09:14:55.337-07:002011-08-23T09:14:55.337-07:00Me (Chloe) to Tawna: How many submissions did it t...Me (Chloe) to Tawna: How many submissions did it take before you connected with Michelle at Wolfson Literary?<br /><br />Tawna to me (Chloe):<br />I struck gold with my first sub! Donno if it was my fab plot or my unforgettable name!CBlairehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12275062337853937990noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-31851783445234323202011-08-23T07:00:02.375-07:002011-08-23T07:00:02.375-07:00Tawna to me: I understand you are pursuing a docto...Tawna to me: I understand you are pursuing a doctorate degree while working full-time and raising five boys ... how do you manage all of that sober?<br /><br />Me to Tawna: I have limited study time, and I'm a big fan of mnemonics. For example, when memorizing numerical categories in statistics (Nominal, Ordinal, Interval & Ratio), I thought of Pinot Noir - N.O.I.R. ;)Anghttp://faithsweatandtears.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-4522109905745819272011-08-23T02:42:33.009-07:002011-08-23T02:42:33.009-07:00Me: Garage porn? Are you kidding me?
Tawna: Yes. ...Me: Garage porn? Are you kidding me?<br /><br />Tawna: Yes. No. <br /><br />Me: I love you.Christine Tylerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08711726941768571495noreply@blogger.com