tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post5909385592931238158..comments2024-03-11T16:14:49.158-07:00Comments on Don't pet me, I'm writing: Introducing the new man in my lifeTAWNA FENSKEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11468819219529035563noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-91956612055395209992011-06-22T18:20:23.985-07:002011-06-22T18:20:23.985-07:00I'd watch him… you may have to fight for your ...I'd watch him… you may have to fight for your underwear in the mornings.Lynnannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08942163569008867516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-29017241963520082052011-06-22T12:18:07.069-07:002011-06-22T12:18:07.069-07:00He'll never criticize your driving, or complai...He'll never criticize your driving, or complain if you forget to fill up the tank.<br /><br />He won't hog the covers.<br /><br />He'll watch whatever you want to watch on TV.<br /><br />He'll never compare your cooking to his mother's.<br /><br />He won't be jealous when you date someone else.Susan Flett Swiderskihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09425315552148200073noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-68281081857030885962011-06-22T09:39:48.167-07:002011-06-22T09:39:48.167-07:00Um, I'm pretty sure that's not a hand you&...Um, I'm pretty sure that's not a hand you're holding...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-81401977233451412382011-06-22T07:41:40.928-07:002011-06-22T07:41:40.928-07:00He'll never get jealous and stalk you on FB.
...He'll never get jealous and stalk you on FB.<br /><br />Whatever you say, goes.<br /><br />He won't jump you every time the need "arises." <br /><br />He won't object if you want to have a wild night out w/the girls (or with the guys, for that matter!)<br /><br />He can't get you pregnant or give you a disease.<br /><br />Down side: He won't bring you flowers or write you poetry.<br /><br />(Goods far outweigh the bads.)<br /><br />Best of luck in your new relationship!Debra Lynn Sheltonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08238268767406623274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-73859517324623676602011-06-22T06:49:43.437-07:002011-06-22T06:49:43.437-07:00Why am I more concerned that your grandmother woul...Why am I more concerned that your grandmother would curse in front of me. Well, maybe AT me.Patrick Alanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01121337008453549441noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-12904630761956533982011-06-22T06:46:45.641-07:002011-06-22T06:46:45.641-07:00Sorry, typing while talking to my kid...multi-task...Sorry, typing while talking to my kid...multi-tasking clearly not my forte. *sigh* (sometimes I annoy myself)<br /><br /> Thus: HEAR...I look forward to HEARING (well, reading, actually, now that am focusing on what I am trying to say) all about your sure-to-be-hilarious future dating adventures. <br /><br />*scampers away*Lola Sharphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14394765053485642935noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-49931904164432147582011-06-22T06:41:03.612-07:002011-06-22T06:41:03.612-07:00I think u need 2 get out more
;O)I think u need 2 get out more<br /><br />;O)Author R. Mac Wheelerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15679108828353499313noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-90566576856198827252011-06-22T06:40:43.200-07:002011-06-22T06:40:43.200-07:00Good news, he will never fight you for your hair p...Good news, he will never fight you for your hair products or time in front of the mirror.Kelly Breakeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07170230808730463954noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-20534847865474245912011-06-22T06:26:04.044-07:002011-06-22T06:26:04.044-07:00PS Doesn't wear juvenile star wars t-shirt to ...PS Doesn't wear juvenile star wars t-shirt to family celebration. Unless YOU want him to.lora96https://www.blogger.com/profile/08171062741089674769noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-21682024146208800562011-06-22T06:25:24.941-07:002011-06-22T06:25:24.941-07:00He doesn't talk back.
He will patiently list...He doesn't talk back. <br /><br />He will patiently listen to all your ideas/concerns without rolling his eyes or interrupting.<br /><br />Doesn't hog the remote control.<br /><br />Has no moral high ground from which to object if you see other people as he lacks some necessary attributes himself.<br /><br />WIll NEVER criticize your writing.<br /><br />Doesn't leave a mess of dirty laundry in the bathroom.<br /><br />Hmm...makes me wonder about my choice to marry an actual human when clearly there are so many advantages to Ewan. I, too, get a Bowie vibe from him. I like his sense of style.lora96https://www.blogger.com/profile/08171062741089674769noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-58153754825726630892011-06-22T06:20:58.741-07:002011-06-22T06:20:58.741-07:00Plus, he kindof looks like David Bowie.Plus, he kindof looks like David Bowie.Annahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00961332983813359209noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-44839579208613011932011-06-22T06:14:11.051-07:002011-06-22T06:14:11.051-07:00Well, I chimed in last night, but I'll point s...Well, I chimed in last night, but I'll point some things out here as well.<br /><br />His should be Moose-knuckle looks more like a Camel-toe, so I'm hoping he is skilled with La Lengua.<br /><br />He does have feet, well, heels, at least, just not toes or arches. This could make for some great, umm ... kink, if that's what you're into.<br /><br />Ewan's face is rather lovely. If only he had arms he could probably help you with your make-up.Matthew MacNishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03264738483763244969noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-3780445755720551172011-06-22T05:58:54.583-07:002011-06-22T05:58:54.583-07:00Um, Tawna? I think maybe he should be called Ewana...Um, Tawna? I think maybe he should be called Ewana ?Patty Blounthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11928111057602279792noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-38983315455630594612011-06-22T05:54:01.163-07:002011-06-22T05:54:01.163-07:00GAH!! Or somehow trick you into calling the clicke...GAH!! Or somehow trick you into calling the clicker the remote!!Michelle Wolfsonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-72971237301791812032011-06-22T05:53:22.988-07:002011-06-22T05:53:22.988-07:00He won't hog the remote.He won't hog the remote.Michelle Wolfsonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-3176427276099585672011-06-22T05:52:03.404-07:002011-06-22T05:52:03.404-07:00What an inspiration this man must be. I'd have...What an inspiration this man must be. I'd have to find a different gender, though.Ricky Bushhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15861574330175082978noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-15348073551298338652011-06-22T05:11:04.893-07:002011-06-22T05:11:04.893-07:00He won't judge you for eating a tub of ice cre...He won't judge you for eating a tub of ice cream. He also won't toss and turn in bed keeping you up all night.<br /><br />He can't take your car.<br /><br />And he always listens! Great post.Kim Mullicanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08379949268188977298noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-16412749729501090092011-06-22T04:24:15.995-07:002011-06-22T04:24:15.995-07:00LOL! He's PERFECT!
Though he doesn't loo...LOL! He's PERFECT! <br /><br />Though he doesn't look like much of a conversationalist. Not necessarily a bad thing...Linda G.https://www.blogger.com/profile/04576828490765434497noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-72489595210192716462011-06-22T04:22:18.523-07:002011-06-22T04:22:18.523-07:00He'll never run after another?
He'll neve...He'll never run after another?<br /><br />He'll never hog the bathroom or fuss with his hair?<br /><br />He won't complain if you pick out his clothes for him?<br /><br />When you need some space, you can keep him in your trunk with no legal repercussions?Sarah Whttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13265589529909793312noreply@blogger.com