tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post6983104466472577789..comments2024-03-11T16:14:49.158-07:00Comments on Don't pet me, I'm writing: A speech with no naughty words? Better fix that.TAWNA FENSKEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11468819219529035563noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-36612606159180746602011-10-15T08:49:45.221-07:002011-10-15T08:49:45.221-07:00I don't know if this is to late to help, but p...I don't know if this is to late to help, but practicing a speech while looking in the mirror usually works.Christina Aurethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05717036758785519912noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-32283704124584959322011-10-15T00:41:28.961-07:002011-10-15T00:41:28.961-07:00wordswordswordswords
Hot Springs! Wine!
Applause,...wordswordswordswords<br />Hot Springs! Wine!<br /><br />Applause, what's her name again? Hot springs. That her book? The chicken tonight wasn't too bad. Good speaker though, laughter is good for digestion. <br /><br />Yeah, give me one of those books, she's got great boobs.therese patrick, authorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14624202282411832436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-24535480656530535642011-10-14T14:31:03.497-07:002011-10-14T14:31:03.497-07:00Congratulations on being ASKED to deliver a keynot...Congratulations on being ASKED to deliver a keynote speech!!! WTG.<br /><br />What do dogs know, read it to a cat, then you'll get some really constructive criticism!<br /><br />Remember to breathe.widdershinshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04205462833259334647noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-75761864882553767792011-10-14T11:03:18.800-07:002011-10-14T11:03:18.800-07:00You're going to be brilliant! :)You're going to be brilliant! :)Linda G.https://www.blogger.com/profile/04576828490765434497noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-7506886343790485412011-10-14T10:09:30.029-07:002011-10-14T10:09:30.029-07:00The speech sounds awesome, I can almost hear it in...The speech sounds awesome, I can almost hear it in your voice (having gotten to hear you read your Newlywed Game scene once now).<br /><br />Read it to your dog once or twice, remember to pause for the audience to finish laughing, and enjoy those hot springs.jillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12201064746352004309noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-65275422973419834962011-10-14T09:29:34.244-07:002011-10-14T09:29:34.244-07:00Awesome awesomeness! Wish I could be in the audien...Awesome awesomeness! Wish I could be in the audience when you speak. There are definitely people who are going to take a few minutes to get up to speed, but you are definitely going to kill a few people. Remember which of your friends are the kind who will actually help you hide the bodies!<br /><br />Good luck and have fun at the truly wonderful resort!Skyehttp://thingsintheskye.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-34602027671772735532011-10-14T08:42:00.167-07:002011-10-14T08:42:00.167-07:00I love the speech! You're going to be great.
...I love the speech! You're going to be great.<br /><br />And, by the way, put me in the sexual deviant category ;)Ruth Madisonhttp://www.ruthmadison.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-3468304073227324182011-10-14T08:03:43.865-07:002011-10-14T08:03:43.865-07:00Oh, Tawna. Only you would be the keynote speaker a...Oh, Tawna. Only you would be the keynote speaker at something called an Endowment dinner.Rickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08586071866045082842noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-69840872032088748452011-10-14T07:34:10.860-07:002011-10-14T07:34:10.860-07:00Great speech! I'm actually one of those "...Great speech! I'm actually one of those "I don't read romances but I loved your book" people! But you're right about the romance factor. Even my middle-grade novel has the element of romance, even if it involves 13 year olds sharing a peck. It's a great reminder and a wonderful way of encouraging people to open their minds to a genre they might not gravitate to.<br /><br />Best wishes with the speech, the scenery, and BOOK SALES.Julie Gloverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14750682989494250914noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-642672872854193722011-10-14T06:34:04.080-07:002011-10-14T06:34:04.080-07:00Love the speech! I wish I could hear it in person....Love the speech! I wish I could hear it in person. Your natural humor comes through and you bust the stereotype of the "romance author" and the genre. Nice work!Tina Mosshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09892617933410379929noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-17288080282252169822011-10-14T06:17:40.249-07:002011-10-14T06:17:40.249-07:00My favorite line: “I hate baseball and don’t kno...My favorite line: “I hate baseball and don’t know much about it, but I sure enjoy watching the Mariners. Are you sure they’re not a badminton team?”<br /><br />You're going to rock this, Tawna.<br /><br />Enjoy the Springs!Sarah Whttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13265589529909793312noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-42397347936780731562011-10-14T06:09:54.811-07:002011-10-14T06:09:54.811-07:00This had me busting up:
"Most of us are just ...This had me busting up:<br />"Most of us are just average folks with mortgage payments and a houseful of flatulent pets."<br />HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHKristinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02298637732325273200noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-66461908274781248842011-10-14T05:48:33.085-07:002011-10-14T05:48:33.085-07:00great speech. you're going to kill it this wee...great speech. you're going to kill it this weekend...er...yeah what curtis said about bringing a shovel. it always pays to be prepared.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13612218172442721987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-51526278154310533122011-10-14T05:07:30.681-07:002011-10-14T05:07:30.681-07:00Great speech. And I use the same statistics when ...Great speech. And I use the same statistics when I get on my soapbox so...<br /><br />Have fun romping in the Hot Springs.Anne Gallagherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05816355522284492131noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-422555164465305734.post-80686777993878052132011-10-14T03:11:50.222-07:002011-10-14T03:11:50.222-07:00After reading your speech, I have only one questio...After reading your speech, I have only one question for you...<br /><br />Are you stoned?<br /><br />But seriously, your speech is great. You're going to kill them. Bring a shovel. It looks like there will be lots of places to bury them at that hot springs place.Curtis Moserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15766891997509591191noreply@blogger.com