When author pals hold creative blog contests to support the aforementioned author pals releasing new books, I am downright orgasmic.
Thank you to Sean Ferrell and Harley May for making me all sweaty and breathless before breakfast this morning.
Sean's debut novel, NUMB, will be released by Harper Perennial next week.
In celebration of that, the
Harley May (the wench) has already had the pleasure of reading the book. In addition to
Obviously I haven't yet read NUMB, and I'm declaring myself ineligible to win the contest since I was the victor in another recent contest held by Harley May.
Nevertheless, I couldn't resist the urge to play.
Behold, I give you my version of three scenes from NUMB:
|Locked in a cage with a vicious lion.|
|Pythagoras volunteers to have a nail driven through his hand.|
|Who's that handsome man on fire?|
(hint: his name starts with "Sean" and ends with "Ferrell")
Or if you just can't wait to win it, go pre-order NUMB. Do it now.
Then go drive a nail through your hand and light yourself on fire.