I walked out to the garage the other day and discovered both housemates in the process of repairing a motorcycle.
Housemate 1: That's not gonna be long enough.
Housemate 2: Want me to use my hand?
Housemate 1: Never mind, I got it in.
I was driving around with my gentleman friend when I remembered it's time to remove the snow tires.
"I need to get these studs off," I said.
He laughed. "I hear you're pretty good at that."
I walked out of office my last weekend and found the housemates sprawled in the living room watching a documentary about beavers. I stood there for a minute and listened, waiting for the dirty jokes or the eruptions of laughter. Nothing. I finally lost it when the announcer declared, "the beaver is stockpiling wood."
Both housemates turned and looked at me. "We had a bet how long that would take you," one said. "I won."
I appreciate that my tax software gives me the option to enter myself, but shouldn't that wait until after I've finished the taxes?
So what's making YOU laugh these days? Please share!