But thanks to Coliloquy, I have the perfect response:
I'm the only author whose readers cheerfully post photos of their underwear when asked.
While I'll admit that wasn't on my list of life goals when I set out to become an author, I'm proud of the accomplishment.
The "cutest panty thief" contest was part of the release celebration for The Great Panty Caper (my new choose-your-own-adventure novella with Coliloquy). You can buy the novella here, and read about the contest here.
You can't actually enter the contest, since it's over. But I have the great pleasure of announcing the winners right here, right now. Cue the drumroll?
Our first place winner of the $50 Victoria's Secret gift card is Pickle, submitted by @msjennishaw. "Not only did Pickle steak my panties," she noted, "but he hoarded them in his vacation home."
|Congrats to Pickle and @msjennieshaw, winners of the $50 Victoria's Secret gift card.|
Of course, there were a couple other entries that deserve an honorable mention. In the completely made-up categories of "youngest, cutest panty thief" and "scariest panty thief," we have P-man sumbmitted by @lisamrutherford and Grimlock submitted by @cosmochicklitan.
I'll leave it to you to figure out who's who.
|P-man, six months old and already a ladies' man.|
|Oi, Grimlock....those are mine!|
Huge congrats to all the winners, and thanks so much to everyone who entered the contest. I'd also like to thank the amazing Panty Caper street team for all your amazing efforts with blogging, tweeting, Facebooking, and tattooing my book cover on your butt cheeks. Thanks, guys.
buy it here for just $1.99. If you want to score a killer, limited-time-only deal on the whole Getting Dumped bundle (which includes Getting Dumped episodes 1 and 2, plus The Great Panty Caper) for just $8.99, go here.
Now go forth and fling your panties in celebration.