I've actually been listening to the book on my iPod as I putter around the house rubbing lotion on my sofa and changing dead light bulbs. The latter task sent me wandering through the aisles of Home Depot the other day, where I found so much more than light bulbs.
Behold, I give you another installment of Garage Porn:
|If you're going to indulge in a 3-way, there's really no excuse for having an ugly one.|
|Besides being confused about how it sticks to the wall without screws, I'm suspicious of anything that's screwless.|
|Just when you thought you had to throw out that rubber with the hole in it. This plug solves all your problems. The guys at Home Depot think of everything.|
|I can't actually think of why you'd need to connect them, unless it's got something to do with the beautiful 3-way?|
|Words fail me on this one. So much potential for filth, but I just can't find my focus.|