I spent the weekend helping a friend move, a process that’s approximately as enjoyable as sliding down a razor blade banister into a barrel of grapefruit juice.
On the bright side, there was no shortage of amusing innuendo. For example…
Disassembling furniture
- We need to find a good place for all the screws
- It should be loose enough now you can just use your fingers
Packing
- Will this fit in that box?
- That’s way too big to shove in there
Lugging furniture up and down stairs
- Do you want to be on top or bottom?
- Hold on, I need to get a better grip so I can slide it
- Let’s switch so you're not behind me
Loading the moving truck
- We need to put the smaller things in before we cram in all that big stuff
- Push harder and you should be able to get it in
- Why don’t I stick that in my trunk instead?
So that pretty much covers the excitement of my weekend. How was yours?
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Not as interesting as yours, obviously! Love the inuendo - made me smile...
We went to a holiday festival with a ballroom full of sponsored, themed Christmas trees.
One tree was made of strings of lights and crystals, with a beautiful, flat, stained-glass base to place presents on. It was also extremely tall.
I heard a woman say to the man next to her, "No, that would be way too hard for me--I'd have to be on top." he startedt o laugh and she punched him in the arm and said, loudly, "I mean, on top of the ladder!! To fix the star!"
Bahahahaha. I love how you can find humor in everything! That just makes me laugh. I had a great weekend. Lots of food, family, and fun! :)
Oh crap, we're getting ready to move and I'm going to have this in my head the whole time now. How am I going to keep from giggling inappropriately with my mother in law in the room?
"Holy sh*t, I've never been blown like that before!"
149 km/hr (93 mph) wind gusts, glass getting sucked out of highrises. They closed downtown Calgary because of the flying glass.
Yep, just another weekend in Chinook Country.
This morning needed a laugh, and this definitely helped. :) There's innuendo everywhere!
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