Today, I’m bursting with pride.
That’s unfortunate, since I just mopped the floor.
Nevertheless, I’m thrilled to gush about the fact that one of my agency sistahs has a book hitting shelves today. PARANORMALCY is the debut novel from Kiersten White, and if you believe our agent, the reviewers, and pretty much everyone who’s read this book, it is the best thing since shirtless construction workers.
What I love about being represented by Wolfson Literary is the fact that many of Michelle’s clients have formed a sort of kinship. We call ourselves The Wolf Pack, and may or may not be working on a secret handshake.
I feel an added kinship with Kiersten, since I was peeing the first time we spoke.
What? She called me for a reference when she was thinking of signing with Michelle in November 2008, and though I was thrilled to talk with her, I really, really had to go.
I don’t feel so bad, since Kiersten’s son was wailing in the background while we talked. OK, fine – the fussing of an innocent toddler and the piddling of a rude adult are not the same thing. I was quiet, OK? She probably never even knew.
Where were we?
Right. Go buy PARANORMALCY. Support my amazing agency sistah.
Oh, and please tell me I’m not the only one who visits the restroom while talking on the phone. Please?