It's because my spam folder is a veritable treasure trove of amusement that never ceases to delight me. Sometimes it's the sender's email address that sets me giggling. Other times it's the subject line. Here are a few of my favorites from the last couple days...
Um, yeah. The last time I had THAT dream, I woke to discover a Hairy Woodpecker attacking my windowsill (incidentally, Hairy Woodpecker would be a great subject line for some email spam).
Oooh! Let me take a guess at the three questions so I don't actually have to open the email!
- Can I get you a glass of wine to enjoy while I fix dinner?
- You're such a brilliant writer that I was just wondering – is there any chance you'll let me read and worship every word you've ever written?
- Have you seen the yardstick so I can measure my wood? (What? He's building you a new computer desk!
Also in high demand – someone who knows how to use apostrophes correctly! It's apparently a rampant problem.
So what's in your spam folder? Anything juicy? Please share!
And feel free to contribute a guess about the "3 questions that get women turned on," while you're at it! We owe it to the men of the world to help out as much as possible