|Burying my toes in the sand.|
A day at the beach with family and friends should be innocent enough.
But here are a few of the filthy phrases that had me rolling in the sand with laughter yesterday...
On ocean tides:
Wow, it's really coming in hard.
On building sand castles:
If you get it wet, you can pack it a lot harder.
On digging a fire pit:
That's a nice hole. Can you make it a little deeper?
On building a bonfire:
I need a couple really big logs.
On keeping the fire going:
It's hot enough, so go ahead and stick it in.
On kite flying:
Do you need a little help getting it up?
On packing up the beach blanket:
Don't shake too hard or you'll get it all over everything.
On the importance of resealing the picnic Tupperware:
Well of course you'll get sand in it if you leave it wide open on the beach.
So how was your weekend? Any filthy innuendos to offer up, beach-related or otherwise? Please share!